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Tokyo, Japan: What actually happens inside an Akihabara maid cafe

Inside an Akihabara maid cafe: the greeting, the rules, the drawing on your omelette rice and the photograph you are not allowed to take yourself.

Akihabara runs on electronics, anime and maid cafes, and we were not leaving without trying one.

Maid cafes sound dodgy if all you've heard is the name. They aren't adult entertainment. The ones we've tried are hyper cute and nothing else: iced drinks, a small stage, animal ears handed out at the door, and a kids menu on the wall.

Dileep with pink bunny ears clipped to his straw hat, holding an iced tea at a wooden table in a maid cafe with pink fittings behind him
Bunny ears on, iced tea in hand. That's roughly the whole scandal.
A maid in a black and white uniform holding a cocktail shaker beside Inga at a table, with a bright blue drink in front of them
The blue one gets shaken at your table. That's about the level of theatre involved.
Dileep and Inga wearing pink bunny ears and holding drinks in front of the maidreamin heart logo on the cafe stage
Us, fully committed, in front of the maidreamin sign.
Dileep and Inga standing either side of a maid in a white uniform, all three making heart shapes with their hands
The photo with the staff at the end. Heart hands are the house style.
A maidreamin poster showing five Kids Passport cards, each printed with a cartoon parfait character
Exhibit A for anyone still suspicious: the kids passport, five parfait characters to pick from, primary school age and under.

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