We walked onto Bui Vien in the middle of a December afternoon, which is the wrong time to see it and quite possibly the best time to walk it. District 1's famous backpacker strip was almost completely empty: bar chairs set out on the pavement for a crowd that hadn't turned up yet, lanterns strung overhead doing nothing in particular, and a road wide enough to stand in the middle of and take a photo.
Turn your head and the street keeps going: hotel signs stacked six high, flags hanging off the balconies, a man having a sit down on his scooter because there's nowhere he urgently needs to be. It's a strip that's built for volume and it was running on about a tenth of it.
Lunch happened just off the arch, in a room with fish tanks down one wall and a banquet table laid for about twenty. There were two of us. Nobody seemed to mind, and we didn't either.
An hour later, a few streets over, we found where everyone actually was. Pavement cà phê: a green shopfront, low canvas chairs and tiny wooden stools spilling out across the tiles, every single one turned to face the street. It took us a minute to realise the low chairs aren't a shortage of furniture, they're the whole idea.
By the time we left, Bui Vien still hadn't woken up, and that suited us fine. Come after dark if you want the strip at full volume. Come at four if you want the city.
We filmed the lounge on the way out too, if that's your sort of thing: the Jasmine Lounge at Tan Son Nhat, honestly reviewed.